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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Capitalizes off of the Anti-Twilight Fad

Any movie can be oversimplified, and people have heard plenty of satire about New Moon already. This Flash was short, which is good, and it hit the right spots of humor. But, it was a little bored-sounding and the action was little more than a slide show.

This Flash didn't promise much from the title, and it wasn't bad at all, but would benefit a lot from a little more effort. I think that most people rate this a 10 simply because they hate Twilight for some reason.


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E.M.O. E.M.O.

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

What's more annoying than "emo kids"?

People complaining about emo kids. That's right.
Everywhere I go, people are ranting about these kids who supposedly talk about their miserable lives (like that's so terrible to be unhappy with one's life), and I see "emo" getting bashed all the time. It is so much more common to see bad-quality flashes (No offense-- you'll get better. The joint-animation got the points across well enough.) get higher scores because of following a BANDWAGON of hating on a subculture. It's POPULAR to hate a group of people now. It's COOL. So remember, be COOL: hate emos. Are they that bad?

The haters are as annoying as the supposed hated, but far more common. God. Talk about hypocracy.

So yeah, about the flash.. the sound quality was a little off, but the lip syncing was adequate.. and the little bits of humor in there were funny. Overall it was another flash that demonstrates that quality does not matter if it plays upon public hatred for something contemporary ~


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fulham89 responds:

I genuinely hate posers; if others do, so be it. The quality of this animation was rather good, but it's simple really; I'm not doing this to look cool, I'm doing this because I hate moaners.

Are you moaning? A little. Do I hate you? A little. After all, are you trying to be individual by hating the haters? Are you trying to start off something else? I don't know, but what I do know is that a lot of people agree with me, and that's not to be cool - it's simply because poser emos are, essentially, scum.

Rant over. Oh, and it's "hypocrisy". Please spell it correctly in future.

Thanks for the non-conformist and slightly disappointing (in terms of opinion) review!